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Archive for May, 2008

This is my fourth day in Austria…

May 20, 2008

…and I love it here! Everything is so calm and serene! We didn’t accomplish much so far. Here is a typical day.

Wake up
Some relative comes
Eat breakfast with said relative
Get ready for the day
Go for a hike
Eat lunch
Play cards
Go for another hike
Go for a drink
SLEEP

I could get used to this!
Today I found baby kittens! They are [...]

AUSTRIA

May 20, 2008

It is exactly how I remember it. Wow. We came in late so all the kids went out. ASS. Im bored..and tired. I cant sleep, cos I gotta share a room with Martina and Imma wake up when she gets in.
Hmm. She came in at 430am…hahaa kinda fell asleep before then.

London Part 2

May 20, 2008

So Nadia HAS to live about an hour away from the airport…and she does not have a car..whats up with that!? Had to take the tube (lol) to her crib….with 6 suitcases, plus carry-on. Not exactly the best way to travel.
This is my first time at Nadias house. Wow, she (actually Papa) paid $200,000 POUNDS for [...]

Flying to London

May 20, 2008

WOW! And you thought Canadian customs were tough! We are just lounching…waiting for our call. Going to be in Dubai in about 4 hours; then its adios Mid East!
I didnt get to say bye to Salma or Nelo. Kinda bummed about that.
Mosib came to the airport with Gudu. Im glad at least he woke up.
I [...]

Last Day in Pakistan

May 20, 2008

Mom and Papa went to Islamabad. Did NOT want to wake up at 630, so I am just chillin here. Hopefully gonna get some work done…although I HIGHLY doubt it.
I am hungry. REALLY hungry.
I wougld go and eat but I am scared Senor Greasy is here!
He wasnt here! MmMmMmm Roti & Dhal! Breakfast of champions.
Parents picked [...]

Next Day

May 20, 2008

Woke up to mom laughing.
“Guess whos here!”
“OH FUCK!”
“LOL!”
There is this man…and I am NOT trying to be cocky or anything, but he is in LOVE WITH ME! AND ITS DISGUSTING! How do I describe him….Tall, Dark and GREASY! Yuck! Hes so gross. Words CANNOT DESCRIBE HIM. I decide to “sleep” until he leaves.
/knock on my [...]

Pakistan Day 7

May 15, 2008

Haven’t written in awhile. Didn’t do much the past few days. Basically went shopping and found the most BEAUTIFUL sari! I cannot wait to wear it! I got a pair of old lady specs too, holllaaa. And two pairs of sunglasses. (Insert picture here)
I am so dark! My clothes are so thin that I am [...]

Pakistan Day 4

May 15, 2008

I am dying. Had a rough night last night. The power went out for over 2 hours…in 35C weather. LOVELY.
Im off to the doctors. I have SOOO many mosquito bites and they are all infected and swolen…I think I have malaria!
Mom: I went for a walk last night, Sarah, and there was a strong smell [...]

Pakistan Day 3

May 15, 2008

Whoot! Two days in a foregin country and I already have tan lines! Im going to chill on the roof and get darker.
WTF! I WAS SITTING ON THE ROOF JUST CHILLIN, WHEN OUT OF NOWHERE AN EAGLE COMES UP AND DIGS ITS TALLONS INTO MY HEAD! O.O
Didnt do much. Went shopping in  this high class [...]

Pakistan Day 2: Life Goal Completion

May 15, 2008

Same old routine. Woke up, showered, read Microserfs.
We drove all the way to Attock today. Spent the day on my aunts farm. We basically just chilled in yet another marble mansion. I was just finishing up eating my lunch, when one of my cousins brings out….an Automatic Klasnikov 1947. The rosewood glistened in the flourecent [...]